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President Trump's historic ceasefire agreement made headlines all over the world, but depending on which news outlet you checked, you might get a completely different story.
The Babylon Bee combed through the cacophony of noise to compile the following list of different ways the peace deal was covered:
Again, when reading the news, take everything with a grain of salt. Not every outlet is as honest and trustworthy as The Babylon Bee.
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