Here Are The Winners Of The Babylon Bee's Women Of The Year
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Where would we be without strong, independent women? As everyone knows now, a woman is a human person who wears dresses and acts really womanly and stuff. We checked with top scientists and we think that's the definition we're allowed to use without being canceled.

So, The Babylon Bee would like to honor the 10 women who most inspired us this year! These are women, right? Who knows anymore! Congrats ladies! 

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson

Wow! What a beautiful woman! 

Hulk Hogan

We actually had no idea Hulk Hogan was a woman, but there's no denying this photographic evidence.

Colin Kaepernick

Look at this brave, powerful woman, playing football and fighting racism. You go, girl! 

President Zelensky 

Wow! What a fancy lady! We're so thankful Ukraine has such a strong woman leader during these difficult times. 

Mitt Romney

An inspiration to us all.

Stephen Colbert

Kind, gentle, and not funny. Just like a woman. 

Justin Trudeau

This year Miss Trudeau showed the world that anyone can be a dictator! 

The Ghost of Kyiv

This actual photo from Ukraine proves what we suspected. The ghost of Kyiv is a woman! 

Spongebob from the episode where he dressed as a woman and pretended to be a mother

It's about time this brave single mother was properly honored.

The Kyle Rittenhouse prosecutor

This brave lady prosecutor shattered glass ceilings by showing even the girls can attempt to put innocent people in jail! 

Congratulations to all these brave, beautiful women! 

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