LONDON, UK — In an incident which threatens to set back empathy and understanding across Great Britain, ten Englishmen were recently stabbed by a harmful stereotype.
British authorities have strongly cautioned citizens against taking away any biases from the incident.
"It's a deuced shame that some chaps might use this stabbing to reinforce their preconceived prejudices against Islam," said UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer. "As the people of Great Britain, we have no excuse whatsoever for forming racist, bigoted stereotypes about Islam based on the Muslim involved in this stabbing. Our hearts go out to those of the religion of peace who will continue to be adversely affected by the ongoing, damaging assumptions this incident may cause, such as being hindered in their attempts to stab other people."
Several British citizens have already been arrested for sharing memes which "reinforce narrow-minded perceptions and groupings." They have been sentenced as dangers to society and have been registered for reeducation camps.
At publishing time, several more gang rape scandals had surfaced, leading British authorities to reiterate their warnings against forming harmful stereotypes of illegal Muslim immigrants.
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