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Google Deletes 100,000 Negative Reviews Of Planned Parenthood From Unborn Babies

U.S.—Google has removed over 100,000 negative reviews of Planned Parenthood after a massive backlash from unborn babies who are not happy about being murdered by the hundreds of thousands. 

According to sources, thousands of 1-star reviews suddenly turned up on Google's search engine that included statements like: "They killed me. Terrible service. Would give negative stars if I could", and "Thanks for murdering me, jerks." 

Another deleted review angrily said: "Avoid this place at all costs. They pretend they are about healthcare but then they kill you. False advertising!" 

A spokesperson for Google explained the decision, saying: "We found these reviews to be inauthentic and in violation of our policies, which clearly state that unborn human beings must never be given a voice, on any platform, ever."

Some negative reviews are still up, however, including one from Stem Express that reads: "Our cooler full of baby parts was 3 days late. Poor service and communication. Will shop elsewhere." 

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