DOVER, DE — In a horrifying display of what could be growing Christian Nationalism, a group of far-right Christian extremists gathered earlier today to pray for former President Joseph Biden.
According to eyewitnesses, the dangerous far-right Christians gathered together in a little circle, then proceeded, one after the other, to pray for a man with whom they disagree morally, politically, economically, and spiritually.
"It was really scary to see," said Wayne Prinque, a reporter who caught the entire far-right Christian prayer ritual on camera. "One of the grandmothers even got on her knees as she prayed for Joe Biden's health, repentance, and ultimate salvation. I can't believe they would actually go so far as to pray for a president whom many would have considered their enemy. This madness needs to be stopped right away."
Sources say that the evil extremist far-right Christians immediately turned back to their old ways following their prayers for Joseph Biden by proceeding to also pray for the health and repentance of President Donald Trump.
"What a bunch of hypocrites," Prinque later noted. "Of course they were just waiting for a chance to pray for their hero Trump like they always do."
At publishing time, the far-right Christian extremists had escalated their tactics even more by praying silently outside of an abortion clinic.
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