Families With Kids: This Is Your Reminder To Start Getting Ready For Church Now If You Want To Make It On Time This Sunday
Church · Aug 23, 2024 · BabylonBee.com

U.S. — Hey you! Yes you, with the large family and amazing church attendance. This is your reminder that Sunday is coming, and if you don't start getting yourselves ready right now for church you're definitely going to be late.

You think you won't be late. We feel that. No one plans on being late. But the baby needs a bath and the toddler needs her hair combed and the dog needs to be fed and Sam needs his white shirt ironed and your husband can't find his wallet and your wife can't find her shoes and if you start now MAYBE you'll have a chance to get there on time. Maybe.

Take it from us…you're probably already late. But with a little prep you might get there before the end of the service. So locate your keys, find 17 missing shoes, pack that diaper bag, comb the gum out of Hannah's hair, argue about how late you are to get it out of your systems, and get ready to worship the Lord on time for the first Sunday since you had kids.


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