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Worldviews · May 16, 2022 · BabylonBee.com

Rumors swirl about the current condition of Senator Mitch McConnell, but his staff have come out to say that even if he were dead he will still be able to finish his term.

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Here's A Complete List Of The Differences Between Abortion And Murder

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