LOS ANGELES, CA — After being dropped by Adidas and several other lucrative sponsors for controversial comments about the Jews, Kanye West has desperately been looking for other companies who might be willing to sponsor him. This morning he announced he has struck a deal with Crocs footwear.
"Adidas didn't understand the fiery prophetic word I was layin' down on 'em," said Ye to reporters. "But Crocs gets me. We're gonna make the greatest Ye-Crocs the world has ever seen. And as far as I could tell, no Jews work there."
Ye Crocs will be almost identical to normal crocs, except they'll have "YE" printed on the side and cost $1,200 dollars. Insiders say the 3-year deal is worth upwards of $300.
Sources close to the famous musician report he has also reached out to Fruit by the Foot, And1, and MyPillow.
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