LAS VEGAS, NV — After several Tesla vehicles suddenly exploded into flames at a Las Vegas facility, Democrats blamed climate change as the most likely culprit behind the detonations.
Shrouded in the thick, black smoke of burning electric vehicles, Democrats issued remarks at a press conference to underscore the existential threat posed by climate change and the need to reduce carbon emissions.
"The Trump and Musk administration has done nothing to tackle the climate crisis, and now we're seeing the consequences," said Minnesota Governor Tim Walz. "It is a sad day when climate change is so bad that it causes instantaneous combustion of a particular brand of vehicle. Curse you, Donald Trump, for bringing this upon us!"
Walz emphasized the urgency of the climate crisis with a recent scientific study showing that if America doesn't reduce its climate emissions, thousands more Tesla cars will likely explode.
At publishing time the Las Vegas police had just released surveillance footage of climate change dressed in black and throwing a Molotov cocktail.
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