Criminals In Congress Begin Helpfully Holding Signs To Identify Themselves
Politics · Jul 24, 2024 · BabylonBee.com

U.S. — In an effort to make identifying the various types of criminals serving in Congress easier, congressional representatives will now hold up little signs to show what sort of criminal they are.

"This will make things so much easier," said local man John Hastings. "What a great idea by Representative Tlaib!"

According to sources, Representative Tlaib decided to begin holding up a sign to alert everyone that she openly supported the terrorist organization currently holding American citizens hostage. "We all have our various crimes. I'm more the kind when it involves armed violence against the citizens I'm supposed to represent," explained Tlaib.

At publishing time, every single member of Congress had received a "Financial Criminal" sign to save time.


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