SACRAMENTO, CA — In a surprise speech, Senator Cory Booker shared his vision of sending troops to reoccupy the Rhineland, the first step in returning the Third Reich to its former glory.
The crowd reacted with shock as Booker went on to detail his plans to invade Poland, seize Czechoslovakia, and purify the Aryan race of undesirables.
"Ich bin von nun an nur noch Erster Soldat des Deutschen Reiches," said Booker, pounding the podium. "Ich habe den Mantel, der mir am heiligsten und teuersten war, wieder angezogen. Ich werde ihn nicht wieder ablegen, bis der Sieg gesichert ist, sonst werde ich den Ausgang nicht überleben."
Booker concluded the speech with a solemn vow that his Nationalist Socialist Party would emerge victorious in the next election, clearing the way to safeguard the security and rights of the Reich. "Things really took a turn," said local man Roger Dame, who was present for the speech. "Booker said all of us would have to make sacrifices in order that the Wehrmacht may emerge victorious. I'm not sure he realizes we're in California? I do love his passion, though."
At publishing time, Booker had announced that Poland had opened fire on his hometown of Newark, New Jersey.
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