Church Unveils New Full-Body Massage Pews
Church · Jul 22, 2016 · BabylonBee.com

RALEIGH, NC - "It's all about treating our guests like they deserve to be treated."

That's the philosophy behind Journey Together Church's newest visitor-centric feature which they announced Friday - deluxe, full-body massage pews in the front row of the sanctuary.

The impressive, highly configurable chairs will knead, roll, or tap-massage churchgoers from their heads to the soles of their feet as they sip their drinks from Journey Together's highly-acclaimed café and listen to a positive, inspiring message from the stage. All of this combined is sure to make for a relaxing, therapeutic Sunday morning experience.

"We aim to delight all five senses as we treat our guests to a refreshing, comforting church service," said Lead Pastor Jason Hammond. "We rolled them out first to the front, center row, because we figured those are probably our most loyal customers - but we hope to replace every single pew with a new deluxe massage chair by the end of next year, Lord willing."


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