WORLD — Today marks the historic release day of January 6, The Most Deadliest Day, an already critically acclaimed documentary chronicling the deadliest and darkest and scariest event in world history: the January 6 insurrection.
Critics are lauding the film as "not the worst thing I've seen," and "eh, kinda funny." Liberals, on the other hand, have marked the momentous day by screaming and crying and wetting their pants in rage and confusion.
"How did we as a country get to the point where The Babylon Bee can just make a film about January 6 without facing serious consequences?" said a tearful Obama to reporters. "This film is an attack on our sacred democracy and the communist global order I have dedicated my whole life to building. I am literally shaking right now."
Eyewitnesses confirmed Obama then calmed himself down by launching a drone attack in Yemen.
Attorney General Merrick Garland has also responded, instructing FBI field offices to keep a close eye on anyone who dares to watch the film. "Watching this film is an attack on our sacred democracy," he said between sobs. "I am literally throwing up just thinking about it."
Sources confirmed the new film is available at BabylonBee.com/january6 and is only available to subscribers.
There's lots to be thankful for, libs!