Democracy is dead because Trump killed it by being elected to a second presidential term. But could he kill it even more by serving a third term as president?
It's possible. Here are 11 feasible ways that Trump could serve a third term. Here they are. Read, and shudder.
Trump could appoint himself as a Federal Judge and unilaterally proclaim himself the Forever President: Federal judges can do anything they want and no one can stop them.
He might change his name to Bill Trump, making him legally eligible to run again: The Founders never accounted for a despot who would do something as devious as this.
He could collect all the Infinity Stones and snap his fingers, granting himself infinite terms: He already has three of them stashed in Mar A Lago. Terrifying.
Trump could just never leave, extending his second term forever: The scary thing is this is technically legal.
He could switch parties and become a Democrat so he can do whatever he wants: This one just might work, actually. Gotta hand it to Trump.
He could use the Men in Black neuralizer to make the nation forget he was already president: Maybe he's already used this on us and we're living in the hell of a fourth or even fifth Trump term without knowing it.
He might die and be resurrected as a glowy blue force ghost and rule for all eternity: He'll be impossible to assassinate then.
Elon could build a time machine to help Trump go back in time to 1787 and change the Constitution: Someone needs to stop this madman.
Trump could sign an executive order that only orange people may run for President: He'd be the only eligible person left besides Steve Thompson in Bentonville, Arkansas.
Trump could pardon himself for future constitutional violations before leaving his second term: Then he'd be able to have all the terms he wants, no strings attached.
He could convince some washed-up, loser career politician with dementia to run, then secretly pull the strings from behind the scenes: Hey, it worked for Obama.
Horrendous, right? It seems like any — and maybe all — of these scenarios could definitely happen. Time to hunker down!
A journalist spills all after being mistakenly added to a group chat with top Trump officials.
