U.S. — An exciting new documentary has just been released, which presents a total of 15 minutes of interesting information over the course of 10 hour-long episodes.
"We had to slog through 10 grueling hour-long episodes, but that total of 15 minutes of useful material was totally worth it," said regular documentary watcher Dan Jackets of the lengthy documentary series. "On second thought, I might be wasting my life."
The bombshell documentary series reportedly explores previously known information about a niche topic but with the benefit of unnecessary filler, padded scenes, and fluff. The production company spared no expense and professionally converted 15 minutes of interesting information into ten hours of content.
"We're masters at stretching this kind of stuff out," said renowned documentarian Christopher Callous. "I get paid by the streaming minute, so long run times are important. Is there new information? Maybe! But no. No there isn't."
Critics have slammed the series for what they say is an artificial runtime boosted by celebrity reactions to the information, unnecessary computer recreations, and sweeping camera vistas that add absolutely nothing of value.
"The show kept stringing me along," wrote USA Today critic Kim Wendle, "but it only took me fifteen minutes of googling to find out where the show was headed."
Producers have pushed back against the negative reviews. "Sure, we could've given the viewer everything they wanted to know in a quarter of an hour, but then what were we going to do with all these sweeping camera vistas we shot?" said producer Sara Tripleton. "You can't really convey information without a sweeping camera vista."
At publishing time, a sequel to the documentary series is planned which is expected to share an additional five minutes of interesting information over ten new episodes.
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