BETHLEHEM - According to sources, the eternal Word of God has become flesh in the form of a newborn baby who was born this morning.

Some claim that this child is the human incarnation of the God of the Universe, who has come to reconcile a broken creation with its holy Creator, saving a wayward human race in a heroic rescue echoed in myths, legends, prophecies, and whispered hopes since the dawn of time. 

If true, then God is with us, and things will never be the same again.