Article Image
Church
Babylon Bee Babylon Bee
News Bee Minus Shop
Newsletter
Search
Join
Join
Login
News Trending
Newsletter
Shop
Search

Bob's Hemorrhoid Prayer Request Probably Should Have Remained Unspoken

Church · Jan 21, 2020 · BabylonBee.com
Image for article: Bob's Hemorrhoid Prayer Request Probably Should Have Remained Unspoken
Previous
Thumbnail for New, Deadlier AR-16 Introduced Which Is An AR-15 Wearing A MAGA Hat
New, Deadlier AR-16 Introduced Which Is An AR-15 Wearing A MAGA Hat
Next
Hillary: 'Sanders Would Be More Likable If He'd Just Have The People Who Don't Like Him Assassinated'
Thumbnail for Hillary: 'Sanders Would Be More Likable If He'd Just Have The People Who Don't Like Him Assassinated'
Babylon Bee Stream
Trending Articles
10 Amazing Perks Of Becoming A Catholic - Article image
Religion · Feb 27, 2026 · 123
10 Amazing Perks Of Becoming A Catholic
There may be a bias toward Protestantism here, but being Catholic has its perks, too (reportedly). A delegation from The Babylon Bee flew out to Rome ...
10 Amazing Perks Of Becoming A Protestant - Article image
Religion · Feb 26, 2026 · 120
10 Amazing Perks Of Becoming A Protestant
Catholics (and, to a lesser extent, Orthodox) like to sneer at Protestants, but being a Protestant comes with some amazing perks. For example, did you...
8 Most Horribly Divisive Statements From Trump's State Of The Union - Article image
Politics · Feb 25, 2026 · 107
8 Most Horribly Divisive Statements From Trump's State Of The Union
With last night's polarizing State of the Union, President Trump continued fracturing the country with pointed rhetoric designed only to widen the cha...
Bill Clinton Tells Epstein Committee It Depends On What The Definition Of ‘Child Trafficking’ Is - Article image
Politics · Feb 27, 2026 · 71
Bill Clinton Tells Epstein Committee It Depends On What The Definition Of ‘Child Trafficking’ Is
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Former president and saxophone player Bill Clinton testified to members of Congress today that his answer to their questions depend...
Tucker Carlson Sneaks Into U.S. Military Hangar To Slash The Tires On All The B-2 Bombers - Article image
U.S. · Feb 27, 2026 · 60
Tucker Carlson Sneaks Into U.S. Military Hangar To Slash The Tires On All The B-2 Bombers
U.S. - The Pentagon released a statement on Friday confirming a security breach by political commentator Tucker Carlson, who they said broke into a mi...
Cruel: Trump Admin Strips Funding From Gas-Station Daycare Center With 20,000 Students - Article image
U.S. · Feb 26, 2026 · 75
Cruel: Trump Admin Strips Funding From Gas-Station Daycare Center With 20,000 Students
SHOREVIEW, MN - In the latest in a long line of cruel, heartless atrocities it has committed, the Trump administration has just stripped federal fundi...

Support

  • Contact
  • About
  • Terms
  • Privacy

Our Sites

  • The Babylon Bee
  • Not the Bee

Socials

  • Facebook
  • Instagram
  • X (Twitter)

Other Links

  • YouTube
  • RSS
Facebook Instagram Twitter YouTube RSS

© 2026 Babylon Bee. All rights reserved.