Article Image
Church
Babylon Bee Babylon Bee
News Bee Minus Shop
Newsletter
Search
Join
Join
Login
News Trending
Newsletter
Shop
Search

Bob's Hemorrhoid Prayer Request Probably Should Have Remained Unspoken

Church · Jan 21, 2020 · BabylonBee.com
Image for article: Bob's Hemorrhoid Prayer Request Probably Should Have Remained Unspoken
Previous
Thumbnail for New, Deadlier AR-16 Introduced Which Is An AR-15 Wearing A MAGA Hat
New, Deadlier AR-16 Introduced Which Is An AR-15 Wearing A MAGA Hat
Next
Hillary: 'Sanders Would Be More Likable If He'd Just Have The People Who Don't Like Him Assassinated'
Thumbnail for Hillary: 'Sanders Would Be More Likable If He'd Just Have The People Who Don't Like Him Assassinated'
Babylon Bee Stream
Trending Articles
Famous TV Commercial Characters: Where Are They Now? - Article image
Entertainment · Apr 17, 2026 · 119
Famous TV Commercial Characters: Where Are They Now?
Television commercials are a touchstone of artistic expression. In them, products are sold, and dreams are forged. In those moments, we may consider t...
Trump Orders Man Jailed For Failing To Give Attention To This Matter - Article image
Politics · Apr 18, 2026 · 59
Trump Orders Man Jailed For Failing To Give Attention To This Matter
U.S. - Local man Richard Manfred was arrested today after failing to give attention to a matter despite President Trump thanking him for his attention...
Can You Spot Everything Racist In Trump's New Triumphal Arch? - Article image
U.S. · Apr 16, 2026 · 63
Can You Spot Everything Racist In Trump's New Triumphal Arch?
The White House announced the construction of a 250-ft "United States Triumphal Arch" in honor of the nation's 250th anniversary, which sounds good un...
Newsom Reinstates Death Penalty For Anyone Caught Investigating Fraud - Article image
Politics · Apr 17, 2026 · 63
Newsom Reinstates Death Penalty For Anyone Caught Investigating Fraud
SACRAMENTO, CA - California Governor Gavin Newsom announced on Friday that he would be signing a law reinstating the death penalty for anyone caught i...
Mamdani Looking Into Whether He Can Tax Residents Of Other Cities - Article image
Politics · Apr 17, 2026 · 73
Mamdani Looking Into Whether He Can Tax Residents Of Other Cities
NEW YORK, NY - As part of his ongoing plan to implement his sweeping socialist policies throughout New York City, Mayor Zohran Mamdani was reportedly ...
Crippled Man Lowered Into Oval Office In Search Of Trump's Healing - Article image
Politics · Apr 17, 2026 · 37
Crippled Man Lowered Into Oval Office In Search Of Trump's Healing
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a scene reminiscent of ancient Capernaum, a crippled man was lowered through a hole in the ceiling of the Oval Office after hear...

Support

  • Contact
  • About
  • Terms
  • Privacy

Our Sites

  • The Babylon Bee
  • Not the Bee

Socials

  • Facebook
  • Instagram
  • X (Twitter)

Other Links

  • YouTube
  • RSS
Facebook Instagram Twitter YouTube RSS

© 2026 Babylon Bee. All rights reserved.