LAFAYETTE, IN—In a powerful statement of solidarity on Facebook, local husband Ryan Flenderson has announced he will be refraining from all household chores until racism in America is gone forever. Witnesses are reporting that leaky pipes, lawn work, painting, diaper changes, and oil changes will all be put off indefinitely to support the noble cause of ending all injustice for all of eternity.
When Mr. Flenderson's wife Abby confronted him about the list of chores that were being neglected he responded, "There are people being oppressed all over this country and all you can think about is household chores? There are more important things to think about right now."
Inspired by her husband's commitment, Ryan's wife announced she would be taking a vow of abstinence right alongside him.
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