U.S. — Airports can be hard, especially when you're a woman trying to decide on the best outfit to wear on your flight. Do you go full-on pantsuit girlboss? Flashy trendsetter? Quiet but stylish and demure? The list of options is seemingly endless. In the end, it's all about comfort.
That's why The Babylon Bee is stepping in with a helpful fashion tip for traveling women and recommending that they choose only their rattiest set of pajamas to wear to the airport.
Picking the oldest, most worn-out, and unpresentable outfit you possibly can will help you prioritize comfort while also conveying an "I don't care" image to your fellow travelers. The goal should always be to make everyone who sees you wonder if you just rolled out of bed and into the car to go to the airport.
It's especially important to avoid any semblance of decency — the worst word you can hear applied to yourself in the TSA line at 9 in the morning is "classy." If your pajamas can look like they have been through both World Wars and almost survived, then you're on the right track. Receiving a compliment on your outfit at the airport is a clear indication that you're doing it wrong.
In general, it's best if you can find a pair of jammies with a few significant rips or tears, stained, or soiled sets are also suitable for air travel. Ideally, you'll be able to strike the perfect balance between "bedraggled" and "homeless."
Dressing for success during air travel doesn't have to be difficult — just grab a pair of lounging pants and an old sweatshirt you've had for 15 years and make your way to the terminal.
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