GLENDALE, AZ — President Trump and Tesla CEO Elon Musk shared an awkward moment Sunday during the memorial for Charlie Kirk when they were both caught on a kiss cam.
Witnesses could see Elon Musk awkwardly get Trump's attention, point at the Jumbotron, and turn to him with a shrug as if saying, "I guess we have no choice."
Sources say Trump then shifted awkwardly in his seat as if waiting for the moment to pass, but Musk was ready to go for it.
"I've never been on a Jumbotron before. Don't let me down," he allegedly said. "Come here, big guy. The people need this."
"I don't know if we should," said Trump. "Too gay. I'm a fan of women, Elon. Totally not gay at all. I only kiss women. And maybe my grandson. Besides, the people won't go for it. We're here for Charlie."
Critics condemned the kiss cam at the memorial service as "highly inappropriate." No one knows who authorized it or who ran the cameras. "It must have been providence," said JD Vance, who denies he orchestrated the whole thing. "I'm happy to report it broke the ice a little bit, and these two are talking again."
At publishing time, Trump and Musk had officially worked out their differences. However, spokesmen for both parties would neither confirm nor deny that they had kissed.
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