EDEN — According to reports, tensions escalated in the Garden this week after Adam, the world's only man, was seen wearing a t-shirt emblazoned with the message "There is only one gender."
Sources believed the man was protesting several ongoing problems that had arisen in the wake of the Creator introducing a second gender.
"There's only one gender! That's what God intended!" said the man to several nearby animals. "Not two — just one! We have too many genders now! It's ridiculous! Just pure chaos! What's next? Three genders? Four? Where does it end? We can't keep going like this!"
Eyewitnesses said the sole member of the newly created second gender rolled her eyes at the statement. "The man would be a mess without me," she protested. "You should've seen the state of the Garden when I showed up. He was living under a log. Yeah, that's it. A log. And he was totally content just living under a log. It was disgusting. If it hadn't been for me, there wouldn't have been anyone to tell him to build this beautiful treehouse by hand. If you ask me, this world really needed a second gender."
"You're welcome, Adam!"
At publishing time, the man threw up his hands in frustration after the second gender told him to please pick up his dirty "There is only one gender" t-shirt off the ground.
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