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Regular Bible study is an important ingredient in a person's continued spiritual growth, but sometimes men just "don't wanna." Here are some foolproof tips to get the men in your life to show up to Bible study:
If they're single and under thirty, tell them there will be chicks present: So easy.
If they're married and over thirty, tell them there won't be any chicks present: It changes so fast.
Call it a "Smoked, barrel-aged Bible study": Mm, delicious.
Lure them with a little trail of brisket: Like a moth to the flame.
Make it a Bible study SLASH fantasy football league: Draft a wideout, read a verse.
Clarify that everyone will really just sit around smoking cigars while reading the Bible with their yappers shut: Sold.
Disguise it as a college football-watching party: They will be overjoyed when you turn off the TV and hurl a Bible at them.
Call them gay if they don't come: A simple, yet remarkably powerful trick.
Just send out a pic of your N64 with the GoldenEye cartridge: Trust us, they'll make it.
Know any other tips for encouraging men to join a group Bible study? Let us know in the comments!
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