Today's affidavit from the Department of Justice that spelled out the reason for raiding Trump's home at Mar-a-Lago was a doozy.
We've gotten a chance to read the whole thing. Here are the 9 biggest revelations from the document:
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Well, there you have it. Which is your favorite?
Rumors swirl about the current condition of Senator Mitch McConnell, but his staff have come out to say that even if he were dead he will still be able to finish his term.
