Today's affidavit from the Department of Justice that spelled out the reason for raiding Trump's home at Mar-a-Lago was a doozy.
We've gotten a chance to read the whole thing. Here are the 9 biggest revelations from the document:
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Well, there you have it. Which is your favorite?
Citing concerns about stiff competition from Amazon and an impossible-to-please Gen Z, Santa has announced he's hanging up the hat for good.
