9 Biggest Revelations From The Trump Affidavit
Politics · Aug 26, 2022 · BabylonBee.com

Today's affidavit from the Department of Justice that spelled out the reason for raiding Trump's home at Mar-a-Lago was a doozy.

We've gotten a chance to read the whole thing. Here are the 9 biggest revelations from the document:

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Well, there you have it. Which is your favorite?


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