Posting social media content for the President of the United States comes with tremendous responsibility, so it's critical to give posts a once-over before sending them out to the masses. Here are eight things you should always double-check before posting a video on the President's account:
Are there at least 17 sombreros placed on people's heads? The President will stand for nothing less.
When a video shows Trump dropping poo on protesters from a fighter jet, does he have a crown on? The dignity of the office demands a crown.
Is the whole thing actually just a video of Rick Astley singing "Never Gonna Give You Up"?: Excellent. Proceed.
When portraying Trump sunbathing in Gaza (reimagined as a resort paradise), does his body look super buff?: 21-inch biceps only.
IS EVERY LETTER WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS??? It's not official if it isn't in ALL CAPS.
Are the fat JD Vance memes sufficiently fat?: Do not dare post a non-chunky JD.
Did you leave the Babylon Bee watermark on so they actually get credit for their video content?: Seriously. Just once, people.
Does it include a few seconds at the end of a completely unrelated cartoon with famous black people portrayed as apes? If you forget everything else, do NOT forget this.
For the sake of the country, we hope the person in charge of Trump's social media posts will always take a few extra seconds to look through this list. Let us know anything we missed in the comments.
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