Are you still hesitant to get the vaccine? Repent, sinner! Everyone knows that getting the vaccine is the best way to show everyone you're a good Christian. But if you need some extra convincing, check out these incredibly powerful verses from the Bible that show why you should be vaccinated! Prepare to be inspired!
WOW! Well, we can't argue with those! Now get vaccinated if you haven't yet, and if you have, get vaccinated again, just like that time you got rebaptized at church camp.
Welcome to "Hate Me, Date Me!" with AOC, the game where you can tell Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez just how much you hate her -- and she'll draw her own conclusions about how much you want to date her. Which lucky bachelor will she pick?