12 Jurors Unanimously Vote To Ensure Trump Reelection | Babylon Bee

12 Jurors Unanimously Vote To Ensure Trump Reelection

Headline Says It All · May 30, 2024 · BabylonBee.com

A journalist spills all after being mistakenly added to a group chat with top Trump officials.

Donald Trump Found Guilty Of Being Donald Trump

Donald Trump Found Guilty Of Being Donald Trump

Trump Reminds Media He Prefers The Term 'Justice-Impacted Individual'

Trump Reminds Media He Prefers The Term 'Justice-Impacted Individual'

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