10 Dating Red Flags Women Should Look Out For

Lifestyle · Jun 3, 2025 · BabylonBee.com
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The dating scene is tough these days. With everyone using dating apps to meet and hook up, it's important for women to be careful about the guys they choose.

Protect yourself by keeping a close eye out for these very concerning warning signs in the guy you're dating.


Look out for these 10 dating red flags:

  1. He doesn't open the door for you: So much for chivalry.

  2. He opens the door for you: He's too nice. Ick.

  3. He doesn't text back: He clearly hates you and is being unspeakably cruel. He should die.

  4. He texts back right away: What a weirdo. So needy.

  5. He makes less than $500k a year: You need a man who can give you the lifestyle you deserve.

  6. He makes more than $500k a year: Sounds like a workaholic. Stay away, ladies.

  7. He works out at the gym: This might indicate an unhealthy obsession with his appearance. Gross.

  8. He doesn't work out at the gym: Who wants a flabby dude who doesn't take care of himself? Gross.

  9. He won't share his feelings: He's closed off. He's hiding something from you. He's probably a serial killer. Run.

  10. He shares his feelings: Great, now you have the "ick."


Yikes. Ladies, if you see any of these red flags, RUN. Do you know any other dating red flags? Let us know in the comments.


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