Over the centuries, the brilliant journalistic minds at CNN have covered several assassination attempts in their own unique way. Here are seven examples of their best work, serving as a shining beacon of truth in dark times:

1. Julius Caesar

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2. John F. Kennedy

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3. Mufasa

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4. Archduke Franz Ferdinand

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5. William Wallace

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6. Emperor Palpatine

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7. Jeffrey Epstein

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Thanks for all your hard work through the years, CNN!

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