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  • Prophecy #64:


    We Said:

    Amy Schumer Horrified To Learn You Can Now Get Slapped For Bad Jokes

    They Said:

    Amy Schumer alludes to taking a 'month' break after being 'traumatized' by Will Smith slapping Chris Rock at the Oscars
    Published
    Mar 28, 2022
    Fulfilled
    Mar 31, 2022
    Days to Fulfillment
    1
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    113,553
  • Prophecy #65:


    We Said:

    Progressive Surprised To Learn He Can Still Wear Mask Even Without Government Forcing Him To

    They Said:

    Epidemiologist announces that 'In defiance of the mask mandate removal, I'm double masked and bringing some sass to the airport'
    Published
    Mar 5, 2021
    Fulfilled
    Apr 21, 2022
    Days to Fulfillment
    410
    Shares
    107,964
  • Prophecy #66:


    We Said:

    Dems Explain They Don't Want Billionaires Controlling Our Media Unless They're Bezos, Zuckerberg, Gates, Bloomberg, Buffett, Or Soros

    They Said:

    This deal is dangerous for our democracy. Billionaires like Elon Musk play by a different set of rules than everyone else, accumulating power for their own gain. We need a wealth tax and strong rules to hold Big Tech accountable.
    Published
    Apr 18, 2022
    Fulfilled
    Apr 25, 2022
    Days to Fulfillment
    6
    Shares
    103,100
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