After weeks of ranting about green energy and economic inequality, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez shocked the world Wednesday when she struggled to tie her own shoes. The event, captured on camera, shows the New York congresswoman struggling to make a bow with her shoe laces.
"Oof! I should've seen this coming," said one Twitter user, "Why did I think she'd be able to do something so mundane? There is no man, no wall, no shoe she cannot struggle with, apparently." When asked what happened during the incident, Ocasio-Cortez replied, "You mean besides the obviously oppressive capitalist structures that lead to failing education and poverty?"
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