Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez stunned social media onlookers last week by successfully applying a sock to her foot.
The Congresswoman, who is increasingly seen as a rising star of the Democratic Party, displayed astonishing levels of knowledge when she correctly tired her sock and affixed it to her foot. Experts in sock-application said that the procedure performed by AOC was the stuff of legend, noting that the fabric had the correct tension and the heel was secured with the utmost precision. All of this from a woman who grew up in the South Bronx!
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