In a shock announcement earlier today, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez discovered that the Earth actually rotates around the Moon and not the other way around.
The news came as a surprise to the freshman lawmaker, who had previously been under the impression that the Moon revolved around the Earth. "This is totally unexpected," said the congresswoman. "The Moon has been orbiting us since I was a kid. To think that we are the ones circling it is mind-boggling." Ocasio-Cortez continued, noting that the revelation added an interesting new layer to the age-old debate about who is really in charge. "We can now seriously consider the possibility that we are actually the ones being watched," she said.
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