AOC Caught Monologuing Herself on the Subject of Scottish Independence
Politics · Feb 16, 2026 · BabylonBee.com

Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was busted today, having a heated monologue with herself while trying to present an argument in support of Scottish independence.

The New York Democrat was passionately proclaiming the need for a free Scotland as part of her job abroad to rally more diplomatic support for the cause. Some astute onlookers in the audience noticed that no other person was talking but her, and it soon became clear to them that the freshman representative was actually only arguing with herself.

When questioned about the incident, AOC simply smirked and replied "I guess the good fight for freedom needs all the help it can get."


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