AOC Struggles To Find Reason To Vote Against Opening Businesses, Fails To Grasp Concept Of "Pros And Cons".
Politics · Jun 27, 2026 · BabylonBee.com

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D) was reportedly flummoxed when she heard the concept of weighing "the pros and cons" when considering voting on a piece of legislation.

"This whole 'pros and cons' thing is throwing me for a loop," Ocasio-Cortez said. "Is this a trick? There's pros and cons to literally everything, so you're automatically leaning in favor of the pros, right? Isn't that a capitalist agenda? I'm so confused."

Ocasio-Cortez was reportedly even more confused when she heard that passing a bill to open businesses nationally could have some benefits.

"So this bill, if passed, would help people. And that could be a pro," she said. "But then again, it would, I don't know, let people work and make money, which I just can't wrap my head around. There must be a physical


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