Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez took center stage in a heated political debate this morning, taking on her latest political opponent — a rock.
Although the New York representative had a solid understanding of tax law and the complexities of immigration policy, her debating skills fell short when pitted against the rock. Throughout the debate, the rock maintained a firm position, never wavering on any of the points AOC put forth. By the end, Ocasio-Cortez had been outmatched and begrudgingly accepted defeat.
A spokesman for the rock said, “Frankly, I’m not surprised that the rock won. Its sheer immovability and steadfast commitment to conservative ideals makes it an unbeatable opponent.”
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