AOC Gets Lost in Thought, Can't Find Way Back to Reality
Politics · May 30, 2023 ·

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was recently seen wandering through a neighborhood in Queens, New York, looking a bit lost. When approached, the freshman congresswoman admitted she was trying to find her way back to reality after getting lost in thought about expanding the scope of her ambitious Green New Deal.

Several residents were sympathetic to her plight, offering to help her out. One man invited her over for a cup of hot cocoa and to share his Netflix password. However, AOC politely declined, saying that she isn't quite ready to face the realities of the world yet. Sources close to the situation report that she eventually found her way back to reality after several hours of wandering.

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