AOC Struggles to Remember What Year It Is, Forgets Where She Parked Her Green New Deal
Politics · Feb 27, 2026 · BabylonBee.com

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has been having some trouble keeping track of the year recently, forgetting what year it is in interviews and appearances. In certain moments, she has also been seen looking around cautiously, as if trying to remember where she parked her Green New Deal.

When asked about this, a spokesperson for the freshman congresswoman confirmed that she has been having some issues with time, though they were quick to assure the public that “these episodes have been very mild and are not indicative of any larger medical problem.” They added that to help her refresh her memory, Ms. Ocasio-Cortez has been carrying a daily planner to help her stay on top of the date and time, and has placed reminders on her phone that say “the Green New Deal is in the garage”.


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