Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has been met with rave reviews for her bold and innovative solution to the global climate crisis - asking Planet Earth to just stop.
"This is a totally revolutionary approach," boasted Ocasio-Cortez. "Nobody has ever thought of doing this before. All we need to do is humbly request that this planet transition to an environmental plan that is kinder to us, and it will happen." When asked about potential skeptics of her plan, Ocasio-Cortez simply shrugged and asked if they thought the Earth would refuse to talk if they asked. "We must be the change we wish to see in the world, and I'm confident this is the way we'll turn the tide of climate change."
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