In a bombshell announcement Thursday, Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez announced her latest bold proposal to tackle government inefficiency: a revolutionary type of corn.
Ocasio-Cortez’s corn features a variety of characteristics that she believes will help tackle the root causes of government inefficiency. The corn series will include kernels of a vibrant, burgundy hue, as well as a tough, ridged husk that provides a durable defense against bureaucratic stagnation.
The groundbreaking new corn is sure to shake things up both in Washington and on the world market—at least until Ocasio-Cortez has to come up with yet another idea to fix government inefficiency.
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