AOC Uses Supremely Confusing Analogy To Explain Complex Issue
Politics · Feb 13, 2026 · BabylonBee.com

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is at it again, this time using a supremely confusing analogy to explain a very complex issue. The New York Representative tried to explain a difficult topic to the American public during a press conference, but her language quickly got over everyone’s heads.

The freshman Democrat took the rostrum and tried to make the issue easier to understand. “The best way to explain it is like this,” she began, “imagine a cake… but instead of a cake its a slice of pizza. But not just any slice of pizza, this slice is like a Choco Taco ice cream pizza. And instead of eating it, you’re sharing it with a friend… but the friend isn’t actually present.”

The room was left in abject confusion. Not a single person present had any idea what she was attempting to describe or how it related to the issue at hand


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