Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was left flabbergasted Wednesday when presented with the ostensibly simple task of adding two apples together.
The congresswoman, known for her expansive thoughts on progressive economic reform, reportedly attempted the task several times, quickly realizing that she could not simply merge the apples into a single whole. She tried repeatedly to integrate them into a sort of Apple-oneness, but to no avail. After about an hour of struggling with this quandary, a passing Joe Biden kindly informed her that one plus one equals two. AOC was reportedly shocked and thankful, commenting that she would have been stuck there forever if Biden hadn't come by.
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