After hours of wandering the halls of the Capitol, Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was finally reunited with the House of Representatives restroom.
"To think," AOC chuckled nervously, "I almost gave up. After all the twists and turns and locked doors, I really thought I was going to be stuck in the hallway forever." When asked how she found the restroom, she replied, "I'm not sure how I managed it. I just kept walking and eventually I saw the light at the end of the tunnel." Now that she has been to the restroom and back, she says she'll never take a functioning Capitol restroom for granted again.
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