Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, outspoken rising star of the Democratic Party, shocked onlookers yet again this week when it became apparent she had no idea how doors work.
While attempting to enter her office building Thursday, AOC reportedly became locked in an 8-minute stand-off with the revolving door, pacing around it and repeatedly trying to go through the same opening. After numerous failed attempts, a nearby staffer had to demonstrate the proper procedure for using the device. AOC then sighed exasperatedly and stepped through. Sources say that later on in the day she tried to exit the building through the hallway vending machine.
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