In a powerful speech on the steps of Congress, Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez excoriated the government's travel regulations, claiming they were responsible for the current plague of hailstones and locusts taking over the nation.

"The government's restrictions on travel are directly causing unprecedented destruction and destruction. This is yet another example of an out of touch establishment neglecting to look out for the people who need it most. The people of America deserve better, and it's time for us to stand together and demand change," shouted the Congresswoman to applause from the small crowd gathered. When asked by reporters how, exactly, travel restrictions are causing a plague of Biblical proportion, AOC shrugged and said, "It's obvious. You'd have to be an idiot not to see it."