AOC Suddenly Realizes Makeshift Fortress of Refrigerator Boxes May Not Be Best Defense Against Climate Change
Politics · Jan 29, 2026 · BabylonBee.com

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, the voice of a new generation of Blue Wave politicians, has realized that her makeshift fortress of refrigerator boxes may not be the best defense against climate change.

The congresswoman had been organizing climate change protests in a major metropolitan area for weeks and had constructed an elaborate fortress made of refrigerator boxes, thinking that nothing could get past it. Unfortunately, after a short period of time, she has come to the realization that insulation and holding up a few signs isn't going to be enough to stem the tide of climate change. So, she'll have to find a new way to protect the planet from all the ravages of global warming, and it looks like her refrigerator box days are over.


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