AOC Reveals Plan to Defeat Poverty: Just Ask Rich People to Give Money
Politics · Jul 28, 2025 · BabylonBee.com

In a stunning revelation today, Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez unveiled her long-awaited plan to eradicate poverty—simply asking wealthy people to give the poor some of their money.

The 'give some of the money they have to the people who don't' plan was met with wide acclaim, earning both praise and admiration from within the halls of Congress. Supporters of AOC's plan hailed it as a bold move in tackling the growing poverty crisis, calling it both "ingenious" and "brilliant." Republicans, however, were far less pleased, criticizing the plan for what they believe is giving away money that isn't theirs. AOC is expected to move forward with the legislation in the coming weeks.


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