Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, America's favorite political science major, was recently bewildered when a Washington DC resident brought a pea-shooter to a town-hall meeting. The resident asked AOC to explain how the internal combustion of the pea-shooter worked, and she was left stumped.

Despite her vast knowledge of environmental policy and her experience as a one-time community organizer, AOC was unable comprehend the inner workings of the simple childhood toy, let alone explain it. She was left flabbergasted, waving her hands in confusion and scratching her head. Unfortunately, the resident was not satisfied with her answer and AOC had to quickly move on to another question in fear of embarrassing herself any further.