In a recent scandalous revelation, it has been reported that Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-NY, was allegedly caught red-handed attempting to create a simulation of international diplomacy using finger puppets. Sources close to the politician state that she was conducting a “crisis summit” in her office late last night, inviting political pundits, think-tankers, and even international relations analysts to witness the simulation.

With finger puppets representing world leaders and power blocs, Ocasio-Cortez engaged in a war of words and debate that fortunately stayed within boundaries of the puppet theater. "She had this tearful argument with a red dragon puppet over why it was so important to invest in social services," reported one attendee. "None of us had the heart to tell her she was playing Puppy Russian Roulette."