Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez wowed the nation once again with her latest gaffe, when she declared that Christopher Columbus had discovered Pluto in 1492. Rather than back away from her misstatement, Ocasio-Cortez was unperturbed as she confidently faced the laughter of her audience.
"It's ok if my facts aren't totally in order," the Congresswoman assured. "I'm pretty sure Columbus discovered Pluto, and that's what's important here. We all learn from our missteps and mistakes, and I'm sure the people of Pluto appreciate the recognition too."
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