AOC Accidentally Announces Plans for Moon Mission via Instagram Story
Politics · Dec 10, 2025 · BabylonBee.com

Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was at it again! The popular congresswoman accidentally made a private message very public today when she revealed her ambitious plans for a moon mission.

In a poorly planned post that quickly made its way around the internet, Ocasio-Cortez announced her intention to launch a ship with a crew of 12 astronauts to explore the moon’s surface. This mission had already been in the works for months, and the Congresswoman had agreed to keep it 25th Century’s top secret. Sadly, she put too much faith in the magical powers of Instagram stories and revealed the plan’s existence before everyone was ready. Rep. Ocasio-Cortez had no comment on the incident, but some are suggesting that her "new look" is actually a daring space suit.


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