Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez wowed the progressive education policy crowd when she announced a huge shakeup to physical education regulations: all students must now participate in a daily bull riding class.

AOC supporter Dr. Kasayla Henry said, "Alexandria is truly looking to revolutionize education with this one. It fosters team building, hand-eye coordination, and grit. It also shows young people that you can take risks, and make mistakes, and still be victorious. I'm glad to see a member of Congress advocating for creative and daring policies like this one."

The class will not be mandatory for the teachers, however. "Let the grown-ups sit this one out," Ocasio-Cortez remarked. "This is about giving our students the opportunity to experience a bold, daring challenge that can truly broaden their horizons, and force them to face their fears. Now that's a type of education that is more