Recently, freshman Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has come up with yet another brilliant idea to solve all of the world's puzzles: Sitting in a corner and yelling passionately into an empty room.
At a press conference earlier today, Ocasio-Cortez stated, “I find the most stuck of things are the most easily solved by yelling into an empty room with their pointy corners. So if you’re at a crossroads and don’t know what to do, try it! Yell into the corner, and you’ll be surprised with the answers you find.” When asked what she was doing in an empty room, she stated “I’m meditating. You haven’t seen anything if you didn’t see me in the corner humming and yelling.” It appears AOC’s latest idea could revolutionize problem solving from every corner of the globe.
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