AOC Baffled as She Mistakenly Thinks 'b' is Greater than 'a'
Politics · Jan 16, 2026 · BabylonBee.com

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was absolutely stunned today when she tried working through an algebraic equation for the first time in years and came to the conclusion that 'b' was greater than 'a'.

Though she quickly remembered the correct order of the alphabet and did not actually say it out loud, Ocasio-Cortez was reportedly deeply shaken by her temporary confusion and has since decided to avoid the subject of mathematics entirely. "It's never wise to mess with the fundamentals," she said while rolling her eyes at a reporter's question about the incident. "It's really a reminder that I should stick to what I'm best at, which is talking about other people's problems instead of my own."


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