In a stunning new proposal, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez announced plans to replace electricity as the world's primary power source with a mysterious new technology based on Crystal Ball readings.

Speaking at a press conference, Ocasio-Cortez explained the new tech: "I believe in the power of crystal balls to accurately give us insights into the future, and I think it provides an even more reliable power source than electricity. Plus it has a more gamified feel to it. Imagine turning on your lights, then having to summon a spirit and correctly guess cause and effect scenarios to make it happen."

The reception to the plan has been mixed, with some citing the logistical nightmare it would create for utility companies, and others pointing out the dubious accuracy of Crystal Ball readings. Ocasio-Cortez stands by the plan and is hopeful that it will have the widespread support it needs to move forward.