In a moment of sheer panicked confusion, Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-N.Y.) mistakenly threw away her check for a $12 trillion federal stimulus check that was intended to help jumpstart the crippled economy.
Despite the wild oversight on her part, the democratic congresswoman has remained adamant that it is taxpayers that should foot the bill for her mistake. AOC has been seen in recent days scaling the trash-heap outside of the Capitol Building and hoping to be the one to discover a hidden treasure.
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