In a surprise announcement at a press conference yesterday, Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez revealed a bold new plan to stop global warming: just fill up the ocean with hot sauce.
The plan elicited loud cheers and applause from the crowd, who were inspired by her bold, innovative thinking. Critics were quick to point out that the plan was probably unworkable, but AOC dismissed their concerns, saying, "You haters just don't understand the science behind it. This is going to be the greatest environmental initiative ever and it will save us from catastrophe!" As if to prove her point, she then took out a gigantic bottle of hot sauce from her pocket and began pouring it into an aquarium.
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