Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was seen yesterday dramatically swaying back and forth near tidewater outlets in New York, gazing out to sea and musing upon the everchanging tides as inspiration for her next slice of leftist policy.
Witnesses observed the New York Democrat swinging her arms and wading hugely in the saltwater, hoping to "get in touch with Mother Nature" and gain insight into the pressing social and environmental questions of our time. Sources report AOC was particularly taken with the retreat of the ebb, and seemed to get lost in a meditative state as she gingerly made her way down the coast and splashed in the waters.
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