Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) was reportedly puzzled after coming across a mysterious doorknob during a recent tour of the Capitol.
The Congresswoman asked aloud, “What possible purpose could this doorknob serve? How can this thing open and close anything?” She then called for the formation of a congressional committee to investigate the invention and find a solution through legislation.
Her characteristic firebrand rhetoric was on display as she declared that the doorknob is “just another example of wealthy corporations stealing from everyday Americans. We must work together to find a way to make this doorknob simpler and more accessible to all!”
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