In a display of dazzling logic and rhetoric, Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) hosted her own talk show yesterday to shed some light on the hot topics of the day. The young congresswoman took the stage and heaped out words for nearly two hours, but not one of those words made any sense.
Despite the audience's confusion, Ocasio-Cortez seemed pleased with her performance, and addressed the crowd as if they had just had an in-depth discussion about quantum physics. Comments from the onlookers suggested that they believed Ocasio-Cortez was speaking in tongues. Thus, the mystery of what the talk show was about remains unsolved.
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