Rep. Alexandria Ocasio Cortez (D-NY) was shaken to her core on Wednesday by the recent revelation that her beloved Earth was not in fact flat.

"This is absolutely outrageous!" she shouted, gripping the edges of a large tablet displaying a map of the world, that upon further inspection, appeared to lack the curved edges of your traditional, 'round' map. Upon her dismay she began to weep, begging for explanation. "How could this be true? All of my life I have been taught that the Earth was, in fact, a flat surface! This must be some kind of subterfuge by the patriarchy, the government, all of my constituents! I refuse to believe it!"

When brought up to speed by researchers and friends who explained the Earth's true spherical shape, it seemed to take some time for the news to sink in. When it finally did, Rep. Ocasio Cortez reportedly shouted out, "Oh