New York Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has declared Earth is flat after mistakenly believing an upside-down map of Antarctica was a pancake.
AOC made the mistake while skimming a satellite image while trying to decide what type of pancakes to make Sunday morning. She was seen doing a double take and then reportedly entering an existential spiral. “The lines, the curves, the shape,” she was heard saying to herself. “Does this mean Earth isn’t flat?”
She then proceeded to check if the theme song from "The Magic School Bus" was playing in the background before coming back to reality and falling asleep in the pancake batter. After waking up and cleaning off the syrup, she declared Earth to be a flat plate surrounded by an impossibly high wall. “Look at it – pancakes don’t curve like this,” she proclaimed.
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