AOC uses Quantum Mechanics to Try to Tie Two Shoes Together
Politics · Feb 22, 2026 · BabylonBee.com

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) was in shock earlier today when she spotted Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) attempting to tie her shoes together using quantum mechanics. AOC had pulled out her laptop, scribbled equations on paper, and was using objects in the room to visualize the waveform of the shoelace.

Though complicated by the 4th dimension, AOC remained determined and sure of her method, but was clearly confused when the knot refused to unravel due to quantum entanglement. Pelosi stepped in and showed her the classic crank-the-loose-end-around-the-other-shoelace method, while AOC quietly admitted she was wrong. After wisely deferring to her elder, Ocasio Cortez soon found herself shod and ready to go.

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