AOC Somehow Manages to Get First Day of School Mixed Up With First Day of Congressional Session
Politics · Feb 27, 2026 · BabylonBee.com

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez took her first day of the congressional session to a whole new level of confusion Monday morning, showing up to Capitol Hill dressed for the first day of school. She had a new outfit, freshly sharpened pencils, and a new binder, ready to start a new year in Washington.

Reporters were immediately taken aback as Ocasio-Cortez entered the chambers looking like a freshly minted student. The Congresswoman attempted to muddle her way through the various parliamentary motions, but was quickly hushed and asked to take her seat, her sharp pencils and pictures of Polly Pocket squeamishly placed away in the corner. Her fellow Democrats mused that this was not usual AOC behavior.

When asked later what could possibly possess her to show up to congressional sessionlooking as if she were ready to head to class, Ocasio-Cortez simply said she was too focused on her own


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