Socialist Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) recently found herself confused by a concept that has confounded scientists and theologians alike since the beginning of time: Tomorrow.
The freshman congresswoman was overheard in a casual conversation attempting to explain "tomorrow" to her staff. "OK, so essentially yesterday happened... and then tomorrow is happening," she posited, as several staffers blinked in confusion. "Or no, wait, does tomorrow already happen? That doesn't make any sense. Hold on, I'm good at this — What is it called when yesterday happened and today is happening?" Her staff collectively scratched their heads, attempting to explain the concept as Ocasio-Cortez slowly assumed a fetal position beneath her desk.
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