Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC) has done her part for the nation yet again, introducing H.R. 1501, a bill that would establish the National Ice Cream Eating Championship.
Supporters of the bill say it would incentivize the eating of ice cream, as well as create a platform for hungry professionals to showcase their skills. However, sources close to AOC claim she introduced the bill by mistake, thinking it was a Save Our Seas legislation. AOC, however, denies every making such a mistake, giving her rivals more fuel for the fire. Nevertheless, the National Ice Cream Eating Championship is sure to be an exciting event, much to the delight of young and old alike.
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