AOC Celebrates Educational Win: Can Read "See Spot Run" Five Times In A Row
Politics · Jan 10, 2026 · BabylonBee.com

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez celebrated a big win this week, as she has finally learned to read the classic children's book "See Spot Run".

"This was a big milestone for me, and a major accomplishment," said Ocasio-Cortez, beaming from ear-to-ear. "I can now read 'See Spot Run' five times in a row. It's an incredible feeling." The freshman congresswoman was surrounded by reporters and supporters, who celebrated alongside her.

"AOC's literacy journey has been an inspiration to us all," commented her chief of staff. "It's truly amazing that she can now comprehend 'See Spot Run'." Critics of the development were quick to point out that "See Spot Run" has only two words in each sentence and is a very basic text. But AOC was undeterred, saying, "Some jaws dropped today, but I'm just getting started!"


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