Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has shocked the public once again with a bold fashion choice. Sources report that the freshman Congresswoman recently began wearing a toupee filled with policy proposals.
The toupee is a welcome addition to Ocasio-Cortez's wardrobe, as it hides the empty void between her ears. It was designed to provide her with a plethora of policy ideas to draw upon during House debates. It seems as though she is eagerly using the toupee, frequently drawing upon it during her speeches and filibusters.
Though some suspect that the toupee may be a fashion statement, it appears to be a practical measure for the Congresswoman. After all, that empty space must be filled with something.
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