In a press conference yesterday, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez admitted that she's been completely baffled since Thursday when Pelosi cut off access to her Congressional cafeteria.
AOC admitted her astonishment with a sigh and said, "I just simply don't know how Inever managed to feed myself without government subsidies. What did I used to do? I guess I'm just at a loss as to how I ever provided sustenance for my body. " She then went on to bemoan how she'd have to resort to microwavable burritos for the foreseeable future.
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