In an impassioned speech at a press conference outside of her congressional office in New York, Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC) issued a bold scientific challenge to the heavens, daring the cosmos to prove her wrong.
"I don't care what they say up there, I'm not backing down", proclaimed Ocasio-Cortez. "So if any passing star or supernova wanna give me guff, they'd better be prepared to back it up with empirical evidence, because I'm not buying it"! AOC then jokingly asked if anyone in the crowd was a visiting alien. Her supporters roared in approval, and the press conference ended in wild cheers.
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