AOC Already Employing Advanced Quantum Mechanics To Plan Summer Vacation
Politics · Nov 20, 2025 · BabylonBee.com

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has gone to her usual extreme lengths to ensure her summer vacation plans will be successful.

Since the attempt to impeach President Trump isn't likely to be resolved by summertime, the Congresswoman has decided to take measures into her own hands. Knowing that a regular plan that relies on traditional physics equations might not have the desired effect, AOC has decided to employ advanced quantum mechanics to plan her summertime adventure. In these uncertain times, she can rely on the predictability of quantum mechanical forces to figure out her exact plans down to the second. Scientists world-wide have been amazed by the Congresswoman's mastery of such advanced concepts, marveling at how she seems to effortlessly leap from macro to the micro.


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