In a bold act of environmental leadership, Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) unveiled her plan to reduce green house gases on Monday. Her plan? An army of stegosauruses.
"Climate change is an important global issue and we need innovative solutions," Ocasio-Cortez said. "That's why I'm proposing we bring back an ancient, green juggernaut--the stegosauruses! They will single-handedly reduce global warming and restore balance to our fragile ecosystem."
The plan has been met with approval from environmentalists who are eager to see the mighty stegosauruses out on the streets, reducing emissions and restoring the planet to its natural state. As Ocasio-Cortez put it, "We've been thinking too small for too long. It's time for iconoclastic solutions and loud, thunderous stomping!"
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