AOC States that Pi Is Exactly Three.
Politics · Nov 28, 2025 · BabylonBee.com

In an appearance at a recent rally, Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez shocked the scientific community by declaring that pi is exactly 3, no matter the context.

“My math teachers taught me in school that pi is equal to 3 and I’m sticking to that,” AOC said, as the crowd looked on in confusion. “Anyone who says otherwise is just trying to push a right-wing agenda of scientific doubt. Sorry, flat-earthers, pi has been proven to be equal to 3.”

AOC’s declaration comes just two weeks after she argued that the earth’s temperature is always a constant 73 degrees. Scientists have not yet responded to her latest claim, but have been quoted in the past as saying that AOC’s knowledge of mathematics and science is “less than ideal.”


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