In a shocking move announced Monday, Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez revealed her newest plan as part of the Green New Deal: powering airplanes with sunbeams.
"If we just capture the sunbeams with the right technology," she said, "we can use the power of reality-bending physics to turn them into enough energy to power commercial airplanes. The application of my concepts of physics is basically limitless!" Shocked journalists in attendance asked AOC (as she prefers to be called) if this was too ambitious, but she responded that the only limit was their imaginations. "Look," she said, "if we just open up our hearts and minds, our possibilities are as limitless as we dream."
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