The freshman Representative from New York has been seen on the steps of the Capitol attempting to command the clouds to part—and with surprising success! Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D.) was seen waving what some call a "magic wand" and declaring with confidence that she can, in fact, control the weather, with the clouds parting almost immediately after her command.

Pundits have been left perplexed and astonished, wondering when and how AOC acquired these mythical powers. Many have tried to approach her for an explanation of the arcane ritual, only for the storm clouds to part for a few minutes, allowing her to flit away faster than the speed of light. Some have speculated that Ocasio-Cortez has unlocked a secret, ancient power—though nothing has been confirmed at this time.