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In an attempt to provide her constituents with a candid insight into the inner workings of the United States government, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez gave a speech at a local school on Tuesday. Much to the surprise and chagrin of her audience, her rambling discussion of often incomprehensible, and consistently unrelated, topics sparked confusion and legitimate surprise throughout the crowd.
It began as a dry history of the Development Professor Transportation Safety Act, then suddenly spun into a reminder to never forget to label the "Incredibly Spicy Tomato Soup From the Small Italian Restaurant" in her fridge. By the end of it no one really believed themselves for having shown up. When asked about her meandering comments after the speech, Ocasio-Cortez chalked it up merely as a consequence of being "inspired by the spirit of the revolutionary ideas of the people".
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