After a long day of voting at her designated polling place, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez returned home, only to discover that her ballot had not been properly registered. Angered by the snafu, the young congresswoman loudly proclaimed she would never again cast her ballot in a place “that didn’t look like a magical Great Hall”.

“Why was I expected to vote at an ordinary polling place?” Ocasio-Cortez queried, eyes slightly glazed. “When I think of voting, I always imagine a grand room with a floating ceiling and hundreds of shimmering festive banners. Certainly, it wasn't the barebones, non-magical polling station I just left.” When officially informed of the existence of the Electoral College, the confused congresswoman merely shrugged her shoulders before suggesting, “maybe the electoral college should move itself to Hogwarts and then we'll have less of these confusing mish