Baffled neighbors in Washington D.C. looked on in amazement late yesterday as Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez proved herself a master of debate in a fierce battle with a door knob.
For hours the duo went back and forth on everything from the merits of higher taxes to the need for universal healthcare. Witnesses report that Ocasio-Cortez, seemingly unfazed by the situation, cornered the doorknob with a series of clever quips and cleverly timed arguments. In the end, she emerged triumphant as the doorknob, having lost the debate, had dolefully accepted her points, releasing the door.
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