Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez caused shockwaves throughout the nation this week when she seemingly confused up with down in a sputtering rant about an upcoming pro-socialism political movement.
The congresswoman was attempting to reveal plans for her new campaign slogan, "Taking America Higher," when she was suddenly overcome with muddled confusion. "To go higher, we actually have to go lower," she began to repeat over and over again as aides wrestled her offstage and loaded her into an awaiting vehicle. At press time, the congresswoman was reportedly on her way to get an MRI to determine if there's a metaphysical explanation for her pathological semantics.
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