AOC Thinks Sparkly Unicorns Live at the Bottom of the Ocean
Politics · Jan 1, 2026 · BabylonBee.com

In latest news, Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez shared her thoughts about marine life in an interview last week.

AOC stated that she believes sparkly unicorns live at the bottom of the ocean, saying that 'no one has ever seen them, but I just know they're down there, living their best lives!' When the interviewer pointed out that unicorns don't exist, the New York congresswoman replied that 'of course they exist, they just stay away from humans, so they remain undiscovered.'

This isn't the first time the Queens native has stated her thoughts on the magical creature. Ocasio-Cortez has previously railed on twitter about corporate polluters 'chasing off innocent unicorns, who have just as much right to clean water and air as the rest of us'.

Needless to say, the scientific community is flabbergasted by the representative's believes, though they remain hopeful that she will


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