Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was left scratching her head for hours today, as she tried and failed to figure out how to open the door to the Capitol building without using a magic spell.
Frustrated with her attempts, AOC began frantically looking around for a magical incantation that would let her slip inside the entrance. Waving her hands around in the air, AOC shouted random phrases, including “Open sesame!” and “Alohomora!”. After no luck, the Congresswoman stated she would have to resort to an old-fashioned key. “Guess I won’t be able to rely on my Harry Potter-like spellcasting skills today,” she sighed.
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