Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez shocked the nation today when she announced that she was retiring from politics and taking the role of court jester for the local Kingdom of Faire Lane.

“When I first ran for office, I set out to change the electorate for the better and ensure a more equitable society,” said AOC in a statement to the press. “But in the end, I realized it would be more rewarding and beneficial to serve King Tom and the Kingdom of Faire Lane as its court jester. I look forward to bringing joy and laughter to the people of this kingdom!”

AOC has already began donning the outfit of a court jester and she has settled in well. King Tom, who is characterized by his benevolent rule, is happy to have AOC on board and looks forward to the silly characters she will bring to life in her court jester duties.