For the healthiest meal possible, liberal firebrand Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has advised Americans to start eating soup with a fork. Speaking with reporters, the Congresswoman touted the idea as an innovative new way to eat that would provide optimum nutrition.
"A fork is the most efficient way to consume any soup," Ocasio-Cortez said. "You can quickly break down the ingredients, taking full advantage of the vitamins, minerals and protein in the broth. And truth be told, it's just more fun!" AOC went on to emphasize that while it may feel strange at first, Americans will soon adjust to the spoonless soup style. "This is the future. Get out of the way, spoons." she concluded.
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