In a shocking turn of events Wednesday, Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez proposed an unexpected federal bailout plan that would replace Social Security with something much more simple—magnetic attraction.
Describing her idea as an “ingenious use of a natural law to benefit the citizenry,” AOC proposed setting up large electromagnetic fields throughout the nation that citizens could use to gain wealth without depending on any sort of bureaucratic system. This, she explained, would help people get around the current economic slowdown. Skeptics were quick to point out that the mechanisms involved would be difficult to control, but AOC insisted that the plan would be “liberating,” telling reporters “when we lift the weight of so-called Social Security off the backs of Americans, we can create a future that is unburdened by these out of date and inefficient systems.”
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