AOC Mistakes White House For Chuck E. Cheese, Leaves With Armful of Tickets
Politics · Jan 25, 2026 · BabylonBee.com

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, New York politician and noted socialist, showed up to the White House today to find out what being a congresswoman is all about. However, upon arriving at the White House, she thought it was her favorite childhood hangout spot, Chuck E. Cheese, and became confused.

Ocasio-Cortez was seen leaving the premises with an armful of tickets, her pace accelerating when she encountered security guards asking her to leave. A White House spokesperson told reporters, “We’re all here to learn, but the last thing we need is someone thinking that the West Wing is Pizza Time Theater.” Ocasio-Cortez has not commented on the incident, but her staff said this isn’t the first time she’s shown up to the wrong place–she recently went to City Hall seeking pizza and tokens.


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