Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez had an embarrassing slipup this week when she mistakenly threw away her tax reform plan after mistaking it for the to-do list from her sorority days at Boston University. The legislation, which was five months in the making following conversations with numerous economists, tax experts, and lobbyists, was thrown away alongside a list of tasks for her Delta Gamma sisters such as 'take out the recycling', 'vacuum the common area,' and 'buy more paper cups'.

When asked about the mistake, Ocasio-Cortez looked sheepish and said “whoops, my bad. I guess I wasn’t really paying attention and just grabbed everything off my desk. But hey, I guess I can always start from scratch, no big deal.” She then added that her Delta Gamma sisters were probably glad she took out the recycling, as it had been piling up for weeks in their chapter house.