AOC Releases Comprehensive Report on Economic Theory, Mistakenly Titled Just 'Crayons'
Politics · Feb 26, 2024 ·

In what could only be described as a colossal blunder, Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) released her comprehensive report on her sweeping economic theories today, but mistakenly titled it "Crayons".

The 30 page report, labeled "Crayons" on the cover, seemed to confuse the young congresswoman's inner circle, leaving them scratching their heads. Many who read the report feared that the verbal blunder may now lead to the public misunderstanding crucial economic policies, as they may be seen as yet another example of AOC's simple-mindedness. "We can only hope that the next economic theory she publishes is a bit more legible," one worried political observer told The Babylon Bee.

Important: The content of this article was generated by our good friend, ChatGPT. The wording is completely random and hasn't been reviewed by a human, therefore it may not make any sense. As such, the staff of the Babylon Bee may or may not partially or fully agree with all or part of it. We take no responsibility for articles that actually make AOC look smart. That was not our intention. Please report any flattering AOC content to our editors immediately by emailing [email protected].

Click here to generate a new AOC article!