Scientists around the world were astonished this week when Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez announced her revolutionary discovery of the square root of zero.
The postgraduate student unveiled her discovery at a conference in Washington, DC, wowing the audience with her impressive mathematical skills. Many were surprised by AOC's brilliance, given that mathematics is not generally seen as one of her strong suits. However, her ability to solve this long-standing conundrum amazed the crowd. When asked to explain her method, she only offered a simple solution: "I added a pinch of magic." And with that, she dazzled the stunned scientists.
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