In her latest bold proposal, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC) has proposed legislation to restructure the Solar System around Earth in order to increase our solar exposure. Her reasoning is sound: the Earth's orbit around the Sun is a huge waste of time, and if we could just put the Sun in our back pocket, the planet would get much more direct sunlight.
AOC's plans call for a major overhaul of the Solar System, primarily a series of reactors which would enable the Sun to rotate around Earth. In an effort to help heat things up, her bill also calls for the elimination of all other planets orbiting the Sun, since they are a proven interference to global warming. If all goes according to plan, the Earth would receive a never-ending stream of light, heat, and energy directly from the Sun, completely revolutionizing the global energy market.
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