AOC's Latest Idea of 'Fundamentally Transforming the US': Shuffle Around Congressional Seats in 'New Game of Chairs'
Politics · Apr 3, 2025 · BabylonBee.com

In a stunning plan to 'fundamentally transform the United States', Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez announced her new idea to the public Monday: an exciting game of chairs.

Under the new proposal, every congressional seat in the United States will no longer be based on geographical districts. Instead, they'll be chosen like musical chairs. “We'll keep all the districts the same size and everything," Ocasio-Cortez remarked. “But we'll choose who belongs to each seat through an entertaining game that everyone can enjoy. It'll be like an updated version of musical chairs!" She added, "When the music stops, though, congressmen should still be expected to vote the way their districts are accustomed to."

The plan has been met with mixed reactions from citizens. While some believe it will inject more excitement and competition into politics, others worry the game would be subject to endless fraud and manipulation. But most people agree it would be a


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