AOC Gets Five Degrees Longer in Biggest Math Achievement to Date
Politics · Dec 17, 2025 · BabylonBee.com

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is celebrating her biggest math achievement to date after getting five whole degrees longer in the most recent math session. The congresswoman was seen emerging from her congressional office in Washington D.C. wearing a glow of pride and accomplishment on her face.

"I'm the first one in my family to ever get five degrees longer. This is going to make a huge difference in my district," said the freshman congresswoman in a celebratory press conference. AOC went on to thank her mentor and math teacher, Elizabeth Warren, for being a positive role model during her journey of mathematical exploration. When asked what was on the agenda next, AOC coyly replied, "Let's just say I plan on making the most out of my five degrees!"


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