Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) gave an unexpected announcement in a press conference today: she declared that she can make mind-blowing connections with unbelievably little knowledge.

The freshman New York congresswoman then went on to demonstrate her amazing abilities with a few pieces of unrelated information from disparate subjects, like art history, physics, and animal husbandry. With incredible logic leaps and leaps of blind faith, she managed to make completely unexpected and original links that left the audience breathless with shock. The astonishing demonstration of her intellectual powers was met with awe and wonder, though some were suspicious of the results, wondering if perhaps Ms. Ocasio-Cortez had used some sort of divining rod to connect the disparate threads of information.