For the first time in her illustrious political career, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has been guilty of propagating fake news. The startling allegation comes from a scathing report released by the Federal Fake News Containment Authority, which concluded that the Congresswoman's claim of being physically unable to control the thoughts that enter her mind was, in fact, false.

According to the report, Ocasio-Cortez is a fully functioning human being with a brain that works normally and is capable of making deliberate decisions. A spokesperson for the FFNCA said, "Based on our investigation, we concluded that Ocasio-Cortez's claim of being unable to stop the thoughts that enter her mind was patently untrue, and apparently intended to deflect blame away from her for her own words and actions." Despite this damning verdict, however, the Congresswoman is still standing firmly by her original statement, as she has made it clear that she will continue to use her mind