In a surprise announcement today, Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) unveiled her ambitious "Twenty-Year Plan to Re-Discover the Wheel."
The plan will take two decades and involve an extensive research and development program to bring the long-forgotten technology back to humanity. Ocasio-Cortez cited the wheel's potential environmental benefits, including decreased emissions from less walking, rethinking transportation design and infrastructure, and its use as a tool for social justice and elevating marginalized communities. In a statement, she said that access to the wheel "will give everyone the opportunity to get out of the mud and level the playing field for generations to come."
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