Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) was visibly distraught today as she found out nobody had taken her up on her latest innovative idea for reforming the federal government.
At a press conference, AOC said she was stunned her plan had been completely ignored, given its "obvious benefits." She went on to explain her plan, which involved renaming all government departments to colorful, made up words. When asked why this was necessary, AOC got visibly flustered and said, "Umm, just because I think it would be cool!" With that, she immediately ended the conference, obviously frustrated.
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