Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez made a startling discovery today when she discovered that she had accidentally set the Earth's calendar ahead 8 years in order to achieve "climate justice".

The Representative was reportedly doing some research on carbon emissions when she stumbled across a Wikipedia page explaining the concept of a time machine. Thinking she had stumbled upon a revolutionary way to combat climate change, AOC exclaimed: "This could be it! This could be the answer to climate justice I've been searching for!" and began quickly doing calculations for time travel.

Unfortunately, what AOC didn't realize was that instead of activating a time machine, she had instead accidentally set the Earth itself 8 years into the future. A torrent of confusion ensued as AOC believed she had finally achieved the feat of climate justice she had sought, though of course no change had occurred and everyone was just significantly further along in their lives.