Rep. Alexandria Ocasio Cortez unveiled a bold new plan for job creation in the United States on Thursday morning, proposing to create thousands or even millions of jobs by having people dig deep holes and then fill them back up again.
The plan was met with praise, particularly from the Millennial voting population, who exclaimed, “Wow! This is like, some real problem solving.” Ocasio Cortez had some follow up plans as well, calling for “X-deep holes” and encouraging employers to “hire a diverse array of hole-diggers.” The plan will require an initial allocation of government funds to pay for shovels, backhoes and other digging implements, as well as salaries for the hole-digging crews.
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