Progressives around the nation have been concerned for Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez after an incident last week where she bravely attempted to multiply 9x9 without the aid of a calculator. Unfortunately, her efforts ended in disaster, and AOC is reportedly shell-shocked and nowhere near her former self.
Family members, friends, and aides have been alarmed as AOC continues to repeat the same phrase over and over again: "8
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