Bible Scholars Now Believe Adam And Eve Were Actually Asked To Leave Garden Because They Weren't Wearing Masks

Nation's Men Finally Washing Hands Even When No One Else Is In Bathroom

Ruth Bader Ginsburg Quietly Replaced With Cardboard Cutout

Conservatives Accused Of Making Liberals Look Bad By Simply Reading List Of Things Liberals Believe

Man Forced To Use Cattle Prod To Get Wife To Stop Socializing After Church

Election Outcome Predicted To Have No Major Effect On Eternity