The Babylon Bee | Your Trusted Source for Christian News Satire.

Subscribe Log in

Search

Sign up for The Babylon Bee Newsletter

Fake news you can trust, delivered straight to your inbox.

Must Read

Biden Announces Ambitious Goal Of $100 Per Gallon Gas By End Of First 100 Days In Office

February 19th, 2021

69

To Fight White Supremacy, Coca-Cola Discontinues Vanilla Coke

February 20th, 2021

156

Elon Musk Rescues Texans With Giant Flamethrower Mech

February 17th, 2021

63

Media Immediately Stops Covering Ted Cruz Story After He Puts On Andrew Cuomo Mask

February 20th, 2021

84

Don't Miss

Iranian Leaders Vow To Destroy American Cultural Sites Like Walmart Or Dairy Queen

Governor Unveils Innovative 37-Step Plan To Reopen State Over The Next 10 Years

New Survey Finds 92% Of Evangelicals Would Have Supported Genghis Khan

20,000 Troops In D.C. For Inauguration Said To Not Be Enough To Stop Trump's Battlemech

John Piper Accidentally Punches Self, Knocks Teeth Out While Preaching

Oops: CNN Forgot To Translate Its Latest Coronavirus Update From Mandarin