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Local Man Takes Advantage Of 3-Hour DMV Wait To Pen Blog Post Arguing For Government-Run Healthcare

Greta Sails To Hong Kong To Lecture Protesters On Their Carbon Footprint

Nation's Liberals Devastated After Learning Hate Crime Didn't Actually Happen

Pastor Prays For Sweet Embrace Of Death As Leadership Meeting Nears Fifth Hour

Local Calvinist Suspicious Of Any Sermon Mentioning God's Love