The Bee Reads LOTR Episode 33:The King Heals And The Rebel Burns

Kyle, Dan, and Michael continue reading through The Lord of the Rings with subscribers of The Babylon Bee and enter the chapters The Prye of Denethor and The Houses Of Healing. Wouldn’t it be great if we had a king right about now that—oh, I don’t know— fulfilled some prophecy told long ago to return again some day and heal his people and save them from death? Boy, that’d be neat. And the ones that don’t want that king to return? They can just go light themselves on fire, I tell you what.

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