This is the Bee Weekly for 3/12/21.
Kyle and Ethan are joined by CEO Seth Dillon and Managing Editor Joel Berry. They discuss the eccentric Elon Musk tweeting at The Bee while roasting The Onion, all those who have been recently cancelled in the culture wars, and Alabama kangaroos. Talk turns to Big Tech censorship in the subscriber-exclusive lounge with The Babylon Bee’s CEO and, of course, there’s plenty of weird news and glorious hate mail.
Intro
Seth and Joel arrive in beautiful Southern California and everyone announces their preferred pronouns. They want to know what Trump’s breath smells like.
Subscriber Dare
We’ll do anything to get you to subscribe. In today’s edition of a segment some call “Dance Monkey Dance” we all wish Knox a very happy 11th birthday!
Weird News
Wolf enclosure at Chinese zoo contains only a domesticated dog
TWO CATS in different states reunited with families after four years. North Carolina family reunited with lost cat after four years and Missing New Jersey cat turns up four years later in Pittsburgh
Turkey crashes through window into California dentist's office
Escaped kangaroo captured after two days on the loose in Alabama
15th century Chinese bowl bought for $35 at Connecticut yard sale
Teenager spends 36 hours on swing to break Guinness record
Elon Musk Tweeting The Bee
The Bee has taken on some strange bedfellows. You know like the previous president and the richest man on earth.
Gone But Not Forgotten: Remembering The Cancel Culture Icons We've Lost
Hate Mail
Sometimes Seth will personally respond to your hate mail. A dramatic re-enactment.