WACO, TX—A local woman has a bizarre medical condition where she suddenly suffers from amnesia every time an Amazon package arrives at her door.
Doctors are baffled at the strange condition where she can't remember ordering things when they show up on her doorstep the next day. Some medical experts believe millions of other women are also afflicted by the same disease all across the country every day.
"Wow, what's that? An Amazon order? No idea where that came from," she said earlier this morning as a driver delivered hundreds of dollars' worth of home decor and blouses. "So strange."
"It's really sad," said her husband, Mick. "We've tried everything -- therapy, medicine, even essential oils. Which she orders a ton of on Amazon, by the way. She might suffer from this condition for life."
"Please, keep us in your thoughts and prayers -- especially for our bank account."
Mick suffers from a similar affliction where brand-new, expensive golf clubs keep appearing in his golf bag, and he has absolutely no idea how they got there.
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