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'What Would Jesus Feel?' Bracelets Now Available

STEPHENVILLE, TX—Global leader in the production of Christian trinkets FaithWayz has launched what is sure to be the must-have Christian trinket of the year. A new bracelet emblazoned with the letters “WWJF” proudly proclaims to the world encouragement for Christian people to lean into their feelings when discerning what is true, “just like Jesus did.”

“It’s exceedingly theologically accurate,” reported Hugh Wiggins, FaithWayz’s CTT (Chief Trinket Theologian). “Any honest and plain reading of Scripture clearly shows us that Jesus was guided explicitly by his feelings and emotions when he came to proclaim emotional experience and personal interpretation to the world.”

The WWJF bracelet comes in dozens of colors and designs, allowing the wearer to select the bracelet that most closely fits the way she is feeling on any given day. For example, blue bracelets will be for when the wearer feels “sad”, yellow bracelets will be for when the wearer feels “happy”, and green bracelets will be for when the wearer feels “like the Lord is leading me to divorce my husband because God wouldn’t want me to be in a marriage where there is no spark anymore”.

“We want the wearer to be able to feel all the feels,” said Wiggins. “People should lean into all of the feely-feel-goodness with which they feel it – just like their Lord and Savior did.” The bracelets are being sold online for $2.00 each, or wherever you feel like buying them and for whatever price you feel like paying for them.