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Hey, New Subscribers! Welcome To The Actual Resistance
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Kyle Mann

Hey, new Bee subscribers! We've had a flood of new subscriptions since Facebook came at us for our totally serious, completely non-satirical article about Senator Hirono.

We're always blown away by the outpouring of support when something like this happens. The more they tighten their grip, the more satire sites will slip through their fingers. (That's a Star Trek reference, friends. Look it up). It's truly because of subscribers like you that we're able to continue doing what we do, especially when the inevitable day comes that we're kicked off social media permanently.

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