We Come Back To You Now At The Turn Of The Tide!
Premium · Jan 4, 2021 · BabylonBee.com

At dawn on the fourth day of 2021, look to the east!

Yes, we're back, everyone. That means more satire than you can reasonably consume on a daily basis! We hope all our subscribers had a wonderful Christmas and New Year holiday with their families. 

How are y'all doing? What are the resolutions looking like? Do you have a bugout location all picked out for January 20, or are you still waiting for the coming of the promised kraken?

My resolutions are varied, but mostly to get back into shape and to read a lot. Also to buy guns. Lots of guns. Here's to a great 2021, everyone! Soli Deo gloria!


There are 117 comments on this article.

You must signup or login to view or post comments on this article.