NEW YORK, NY — After coming to the sobering realization he has no authority to arrest a world leader, Mayor Zoran Mamdani reportedly released an epic hip hop diss track designed to get Israeli Prime Minister Bibi Netanyahu shaking in his boots.
"You commit genocide, That isn't very nice!" Mamdani sang while gyrating in front of city hall for the people. "Word to your mother!"
Before he became mayor, Mamdani was once a great rap star known as Mr. Cardamom with dozens of fans. And though he'd been out of the game for a while, all he had to do was put on some cool shades and bust out some epic rhymes — rhymes that take him where the law can't.
A portion of his epic lyrics follow:
Yo Bibi, who you talkin' to?
Your Trump won't let me arrest you,
Nothing rhymes with Netanyahu.Indoctrinate all the masses,
Social media and sasses,
Spread hate with free college classes.Ain't no love in yo' space lasers,
Outer space Jews wearin' blazers,
Insert a third rhyme for lasers.
Yo, parents just don't understand!
According to sources, Mamdani used public funds to produce the epic take down video, which he plans to play in Times Square while Netanyahu is visiting the city for the UN General Assembly in September.
"My fellow New Yorkers, all the funds I intended to redistribute have instead been used for this epic diss track," Mamdani said, smiling. "I know you all understand."
At publishing time, reports had circulated that Netanyahu was left deeply shaken by the diss track and had decided to offer himself up for arrest.
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