WASHINGTON, D.C. - There's more bad news for California, as the failed state is struggling to even keep the lights on, and now President Trump has announced cutting off all foreign aid to California. "American money should go to Americans," Trump told the press. "Not a bunch of Californians who will probably just spend the money on bongs and paper straws."

Many have denounced this move by Trump as "cruel," as the state is unlikely to last long without outside help, but Trump has promoted cutting off aid as "cruel" since he "hates Californians" and will laugh when "bad things happen to them."

Though this means no money for California for now, Trump has earmarked some money for California to help any pro-democracy movement within the state. So far none has emerged.