WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump presented King Charles with a beautiful new toothbrush as part of the monarch's visit to the United States.
President Trump presented King Charles with the soft-bristled Oral-B toothbrush in a ceremony in the White House today as part of the customary exchanging of gifts with visiting dignitaries. For his part, Charles seemed delighted and fascinated with the gift and asked Trump to give him a demonstration of its use.
"Like this," Trump said as he showed the King how to put toothpaste on the brush and then scrub his teeth. "Make sure to get those molars, Charles. I got you a soft bristle brush because you're new to this, and also because you're weak and soft. I only use a hard bristle toothbrush, but I have fabulous teeth and the healthiest gums you've ever seen. You're not ready for it, Chuck."
King Charles nodded along, clearly intrigued by the demonstration, then asked if he could try it out. After a few false starts using the wrong end of the brush, Charles began to get the hang of it.
"It is a beautiful device," Trump remarked while demonstrating how to rinse and spit. "You'll get there. Tiny circles, Chuck."
At publishing time, President Trump had also gifted King Charles a beautiful, solid-gold tin of breath mints.
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