HEAVEN — Sources confirmed that Toby Keith smiled his biggest grin today as he watched American B-2 bombers rain down bunker buster bombs on Iran.
"Brings a tear to your eye," said Keith, watching as smoke billowed into the sky. "We'll put a boot in your... well, I can't say that word now, being in Heaven and all. But, go Uncle Sam!!"
Keith reportedly began keeping closer tabs on earth after hearing that the Statue of Liberty had started shaking her fist at someone. "Hoo boy, Mother Freedom 'bout to start ringing her bell, let's goooo!" shouted Keith. "The whole wide world about to rain down on somebody! I've been waiting for years for this. Turn me up, angelic band!"
At publishing time, B-2 bomber pilots had returned from their mission reporting the strangest sensation that they had heard "Courtesy Of The Red White And Blue" when they pulled the trigger.
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