THE FUTURE — The year is 2064, and the guys from Dude Perfect are still going strong, having just released their latest video featuring the most insane wheelchair trick shots this side of Shady Oaks Nursing Home.
The five fellas (Sparky is no longer with us) continue to wow audiences as they chuck Tyler's heart failure medications across the room to see who can catch it in their mouths while flying down a wheelchair ramp.
"Let's gooo -- *cough* --- ooo --- *cough-cough* --- ugh, Cory get me my oxygen," gasped Tyler, in an epic celebration after catching his ACE inhibitors. "Next up, Cody's going to bounce a Werther's Original off the wall, through a walker, and into Garrett's pill organizer. Garrett? Garrett, wake up. We're filming."
Fans were especially excited for the return of Tyler's beloved Rage Monster character, who made an appearance after someone adjusted the thermostat. Sadly, his ensuing rampage left Tyler with two broken hips which took nine months to recover from.
"People keep asking when we're going to slow down," said Cody, slowly. "But we've still got so much left to accomplish. Cory's been working on getting up out of that chair on the first try. We think this could be the year."
The video culminated in an incredible shot in which Coby tossed a basketball from the second-floor balcony, banked it off a mobility scooter, and sank it into a hoop on the other side of the courtyard. Two fellow residents reportedly suffered heart attacks in the resulting excitement.
At publishing time, the group had announced an upcoming collaboration with MrBeast titled "LAST TO LEAVE HOSPICE WINS $1,000,000."
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