With tensions continuing to mount over ICE operations in Minneapolis, the journalists at The Babylon Bee are on the ground to document the despicable actions carried out by ICE agents. Here are the seven most horrifying atrocities that we have witnessed:
Deported this innocent sex offender just for being brown:
It's no longer safe to be brown in America.
Cruelly forced this kid to wear a blue beanie causing the other kids to laugh at him:
Too mean, ICE.
Forced country to have to hear Tim Walz's voice again:
Unforgivable.
Purposefully dented this car while it was running over an ICE officer:
Why, ICE. Why?
Knocked out eyeball of kid whose only crime was trying to bash agent's head in with a shovel:
No shovel attacks? And I thought this was America.
Targeted this man because he spoke in a Mexican accent while saying "I'm going to kill you":
Racism, pure and simple.
Shot an innocent man who was doing nothing but fighting ICE while armed with this handgun:
Just like the Gestapo.
These disturbing atrocities must wake up the public to the terrible danger of ICE. Resist, fellow Americans.
Minnesota is the place to be!
