It's that time of the week for another episode of The Babylon Bee Reads The Lord of the Rings! Will Jonathan Watson of The One Ring have to talk about Legolas walking on snow again? Will Kyle reach the youth with his catch phrases and snappy sense of style? Will Dan find another example of Ilúvatar ordaining whatsoever comes to pass in this chapter? Tune in to this week's episode where Gandalf yeets a balrog!
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