We at The Babylon Bee would like to let Governor Tim Walz know that we are now a fully functioning daycare in Minnesota serving literally millions of children.
After taking a long, hard look at our business model, we felt it financially prudent to expand beyond satire into the Minnesota daycare business, opening a very real daycare called "Li'l Bees". We are incredibly proud of the fact that after just one day in operation, Lil' Bees is taking care of four million children and serving seventy billion meals to starving kids every single day. It's not much, but we are glad to be playing our little part to serve Minnesotans.
Mr. Walz can make out the check from the state government to cover those expenses to Seth Dillon, proud owner and operator of Lil' Bees. The check will need to be mailed to a Florida address, which is standard operating procedure for Minnesota daycares.
Kids receive incredible care at Lil' Bees, where every single child receives speech therapy, occupational therapy, physical therapy, and any other therapy billable to the state. Every lunch is surf and turf, costing the taxpayer $50 per meal -- but at Lil' Bees, we believe every child is worth it.
It is a privilege for Lil' Bees to join alongside Governor Walz as we work to ensure a bright future for every little Minnesotan. To help this wonderful partnership continue, please make sure the check from the state is mailed with Priority status and labeled "Attn: Seth Dillon." That part is super important. We look forward to continuing to shape the next generation at Lil' Bees, where daycare isn't just a job; it's a passion.
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