Move over, legacy media! The White House has officially unveiled the all-new TRUMP TV channel, featuring an incredible slate of original programming from everyone's favorite president.
Here is what's in store for the fall lineup, obtained exclusively by The Babylon Bee:
The Fresh Prince of Mar-A-Lago: The story of how Trump went from chillin' out and maxin' relaxin' all cool to sitting on his throne.
Everybody Loves Marco: Aw, it's so true.
America's Got Tariffs: Watch as countries compete on live television to get their tariffs reduced.
Better Call Don: High-stakes drama ensues as a smooth-talking dealmaker faces off with ruthless drug cartels.
Barron in the Middle: An old-school four-camera sitcom, enjoy the hilarious hijinks of boy genius Barron as he navigates life in a most unusual family.
Garfield & Friends: Not really Trump-related in any way, just a great show.
Dancing with the Trumps: You won't believe the salsa skills Eric Trump has kept under wraps.
Vance and the City: Follow the vice president on a whimsical journey through life and love in the romantic but ruthless nation's capital.
RFK the Vampire Slayer: Might as well, he's slain every other creature.
Breaking Biden: Much like real life, this series will follow Biden's life as it steadily descends into crime and madness.
What an incredible slate of programming. Let us know in the comments any other shows you're hoping to see.
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