The Babylon Bee Guide To Wokeness Has Arrived!
Premium · Nov 2, 2021 ·

Hallelujah! After literally hours of work, The Babylon Bee Guide to Wokeness is finally here! Pop open some non-alcoholic champagne, call in sick to your job, and fork over your soon-to-be-worthless American currency for something that has REAL value.

You'll learn how to choose your pronouns, how to pick the most oppressed intersectional identity possible, and killer fight moves so you can punch more Nazis.

Oh yeah, and there are stick figures and drawings of bears! WOW!

Need I say more? I think not.

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