Brought to you by: StandUpGirl
It can be hard to know what to say to a pregnant lady, especially when you're the man she's depending on for love and support. Fear not, gentlemen.
The Babylon Bee interviewed thousands of expectant ladies to create this list of the ten most precious lines that every pregnant wife wants to hear from her man:
"All of the Sonic ice in the entire city is now safely inside our freezer": She will love you forever for this.
"My sister lost all her baby weight in two weeks": Nothing wrong with a little inspiration.
"It's confirmed, the delivery room has a connection for the Switch 2": There's nothing she wants more than to watch you play Zelda during labor.
"That whole 'no lunch meat' thing is a relic of the past, here's your giant #2 from Jersey Mike's": You won't believe the look of desire in her eyes.
"Yup, there's just one in there": Phew.
"You don't at all look like a humpback whale that got stuck on the beach": Aw, babe!
"There's a dump truck outside currently delivering 732 body pillows onto our driveway": Sweet relief.
"Iiiiit's mumu time!": You'll never see her out of a mumu again.
"Oh yeah, there are some curly fries still in the bottom of the bag": What sweet words of comfort.
"The doctor with the drugs is here": This is all she really wants to hear.
Try these lines out today, and watch your pregnant lady swoon with delight.
NOT SATIRE: Help Her See a Way Forward
For a young woman staring at a positive pregnancy test, the future can suddenly feel very small.
How do I tell my parents? Will my boyfriend stay? How can I have this baby and still finish school?
In that moment, she needs someone who will listen and help her see the possibilities fear has hidden. That's why StandUpGirl.com exists.
We share stories from other young women who have faced what she is facing. Our volunteers respond to emails, texts, and chats with genuine understanding, giving her community, hope, and courage. Most have faced an unexpected pregnancy themselves.
And a young woman facing an uncertain future begins to feel the first rays of hope.
Through online outreach, StandUpGirl.com draws about 400,000 visits each month. Most visitors aren't in crisis. But thousands each year are young women with questions, fears, and futures that matter, for themselves and for the children they carry.
Your gift of $25, $50, $100, or any amount helps us reach more of them.
You may never meet the young woman your gift reaches. But she'll discover she doesn't have to face this alone.
Thank you for caring about her and her baby.
GIVE TODAY
Noah's Ark has definitely been found and we highlight 9 incredible artifacts that prove it.
